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Before I’m Deleted – Comedy Unleashed November 8

An evening of curious songs with Dominic Frisby and band

Come to Comedy Unleashed, at the Backyard in Bethnal Green, for an evening of “curious songs” with me and my band. This is going to be a fantastic night – one to remember.

There’s a full band – the Gilets Jaunes – with some top musicians and I’ll be singing some of my most popular songs, as well as plenty of new ones.

According to the Times I’m “outstanding.” The Telegraph says I’m “excellent.” The Spectator says I’m “mercurially witty”. Even the Guardian admits I “can be entertaining”. This is going to be a great night and I really hope you can make it.

You can book tickets here. (It’s probably going to sell out so book early).

Gammon and Proud

We have a new song for your entertainment – Gammon and Proud – one of my most ambitious projects yet. 

It might be seen as a Bohemian Rhapsody for pigs and will, we suspect, be especially popular among pork lovers around the world. 

Sterling musicianship, as always, from my co-conspirator, Noah Fleetwood, and wonderful direction by a new, but hopefully to be longtime collaborator, Will Thomas Freeman. 

It features many of Britain’s top comedians (in my price bracket) including: Leo Kearse, Lewis Shaffer, Darius Davies, Danny Posthill, Brian Damage, Vicky de Lacy, Vicky Kember, Steve N Allen, Tim Clark and Susan Murray, who also produced the video. 

As always audio is mixed by the remarkably patient Wayne McIntyre. 

Enjoy the song!

My thanks to Tedfold Cottage Farm and The Rose & Crown, Walthamstow

Anthems for the Excommunicated

Delighted to announce December 1st sees the release of Anthems for the Excommunicated, my tricky second album.

I can think of no better Christmas pressie than a collector’s item, signed, first edition CD.

Whether to confirm the intolerable biases of your Leave-voting uncle or infuriate your irritating, brainwashed nephew, these unacceptable songs are guaranteed to bring cheer to the all the family on Christmas day.

For those who prefer a digital-only version, please try Bandcamp.

With classics such as I’m Gonna Marry, Gary, Arise Sir Nigel and I Am a White Man and I’m Sorry, and, of course, the 2020 Remix of 17 Million Fuck-Offs – A Song About Brexit, what better stocking filler than a signed CD.

Cost £12 including postage to the UK/EU. Cost falls if you buy multiple copies (eg for your work mates). If you want it dispatched outside the UK, can you email me first – frizzers at gmail.com

If you want to go for a Full Monty and get a signed CD of Libertarian Love Songs as well, that’s £20 (email me if you want it sent outside the UK). Try the button below.

It’s a heck of an album, even thought I say so myself, and if you buy the CD you get a bonus track which doesn’t feature on Bandcamp or Spotify versions.

I thank you

I’m Gonna To Marry Gary

Featuring yours truly and various comics who mostly prefer to go by the name anon, except for John Fothergill (Mate 2) and Lewis Schaffer (Barry).

Music by Noah Fleetwood. Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre.

LYRICS:

DOM:
I’ve fallen so in love with this girl
Her name is … Gary
My mates says say Gary isn’t actually a girl
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 1:
Is this some kind of joke
Gary is a bloke
DOM:
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
This is just absurd
Gary’s not a bird
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
DOM
Gary likes football and quizzes and going down the pub
And in the summer time she hangs out at the cricket club
I’m wanna marry Gary
MATE 1
Gary’s got a beard
You’re being very weird
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
She opens the batting
She looks like Mike Gatting
DOM
I don’t care
I wanna marry Gary
Gary’s having time off from her job. She’s a scaffolder
Cos at the weekend playing rugby, she dislocated her shoulder
MATE 1
You’re having a laugh
Gary plays scrum half
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2
Gary’s not a dame
The clue is in his name
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
Gary likes steak and baked potato for her tea
And then she’ll watch a science programme on Discovery
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1:
Gary’s got a van
Gary is a man
DOM:
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
He’s got a hairy back
And a hairy sack
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
Gary says gender is nothing more than a social construct
My mates say Gary’s talking out of her rectal duct
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1
It’s not hard to tell
This will not end well
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 2
You’ll have a nasty shock
Gary’s got a cock
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1
We’ve been here before
Several times before)
DOM
I don’t care
BOTH MATES
There was your girlfriend Barry
And then before that Harry
And what became of Larry?
DOM:
I don’t care
Gary, Gary, Gary