I’ve just signed with Christian Knowles and CK Productions. The vision of the man!

I am delighted – for many reasons. Christian is a brilliant agent (the job he has done for the likes of Micky Flanagan , Hal CruttendenGary Delaney and Zoe Lyons is superb). I’m now in a stable with some of my best buddies in comedy. And it’s a huge boost that somebody like CK sees enough life in this old dog to want to take me on.

So, if you want to book me for an incredibly well paid, high profile TV job, or to be the keynote speaker at your Davos-type economic summit, CKP’s details are: tel – 020 3176 6971; email – info @ ckproductions.co.uk .

I should also say, if you want to book me for an incredibly well paid, high profile TV voiceover, I’m still with the mighty Another Tongue for v-os (020 7494 0300).

We have one more who understands the vast artistic and commercial potential of this immense, untapped talent.