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Anthems for the Excommunicated

Delighted to announce December 1st sees the release of Anthems for the Excommunicated, my tricky second album.

I can think of no better Christmas pressie than a collector’s item, signed, first edition CD

Whether to confirm the unacceptable biases of your Brexit-voting uncle or infuriate your irritating, brainwashed nephew, Anthems for Excommunicated is surely the way to bring Christmas cheer to the all the family. Order your copies now.

With classics such as I’m Gonna Marry, Gary, Arise Sir Nigel and I Am a White Man and I’m Sorry, and, of course, the 2020 Remix of 17 Million Fuck-Offs – A Song About Brexit, what better stocking filler than a signed CD.

The official release date is December 1st. CDs are being duplicated as I write. Order your copy now and I will dispatch as soon as they arrive. Cost £12 including postage to the UK. If you want it dispatched outside the UK, can you email me first – frizzers at gmail.com And if you want to order multiple copies , please email me as well and I’ll cut you a deal.

If you want to go for a Full Monty and get a signed CD of Libertarian Love Songs as well, that’s £20 (email me if you want it sent outside the UK.

It’s a heck of an album, even thought I say so myself, and if you buy the CD you get a bonus track which doesn’t feature on Bandcamp or Spotify versions.

I thank you

I’m Gonna To Marry Gary

Featuring yours truly and various comics who mostly prefer to go by the name anon, except for John Fothergill (Mate 2) and Lewis Schaffer (Barry).

Music by Noah Fleetwood. Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre.

LYRICS:

DOM:
I’ve fallen so in love with this girl
Her name is … Gary
My mates says say Gary isn’t actually a girl
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 1:
Is this some kind of joke
Gary is a bloke
DOM:
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
This is just absurd
Gary’s not a bird
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
DOM
Gary likes football and quizzes and going down the pub
And in the summer time she hangs out at the cricket club
I’m wanna marry Gary
MATE 1
Gary’s got a beard
You’re being very weird
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
She opens the batting
She looks like Mike Gatting
DOM
I don’t care
I wanna marry Gary
Gary’s having time off from her job. She’s a scaffolder
Cos at the weekend playing rugby, she dislocated her shoulder
MATE 1
You’re having a laugh
Gary plays scrum half
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2
Gary’s not a dame
The clue is in his name
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
Gary likes steak and baked potato for her tea
And then she’ll watch a science programme on Discovery
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1:
Gary’s got a van
Gary is a man
DOM:
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
He’s got a hairy back
And a hairy sack
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
Gary says gender is nothing more than a social construct
My mates say Gary’s talking out of her rectal duct
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1
It’s not hard to tell
This will not end well
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 2
You’ll have a nasty shock
Gary’s got a cock
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1
We’ve been here before
Several times before)
DOM
I don’t care
BOTH MATES
There was your girlfriend Barry
And then before that Harry
And what became of Larry?
DOM:
I don’t care
Gary, Gary, Gary

Calling All Libertarians

Wherever you are in the world, we need your help.

We are making a video of the National Anthem of Libertaria, and would like you to be in it.

Due to Covid 19, our original plans for the anthem have changed and we are now going to film it in the style of a virtual choir. Take a look at the screenshots of Eric Whitacre’s virtual choir to get an idea what I mean:

Please can you video yourself, your friends, your family singing along to the National Anthem and send us the video?

You do not need to be able to sing – we already have the song recorded. We just need the video of you singing along to it.

Please share this message far and wide. The more people we get singing this better.

We want people from everywhere in the world. It does not matter what age, sex, nationality or race you are. We want kids, teenagers, the middle aged, centenarians. We want able bodied and disabled, gay and straight, white, black and everything in between. From youthful Kalahari tribesman to aged Eskimo, from glamorous to plain, from famous to unknown, we want you. 

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Please film this with as good a quality camera or phone as possible. The better the quality of your video, the better chance you will feature prominently. Use a tripod or selfie stick if you can. Perhaps get a friend or family member to film you.

2. You can film yourself in wide shot, mid-shot (from the waist up) or close up. 

3. Dress however you like, the bolder the better

3. The lyrics to the song are here. You either print them off,  read them off YouTube, learn them, if you like. There are also free teleprompter apps you can use on your phone. Whichever you chose, keep the lyrics/phone out of shot. 

4. The music to sing along too is on YouTube – or on the MP3 below (which you can download here).

5. Look down the lens as you sing, smile a lot – and sing heartily! 

6. You do not need to sing the first verse. You can begin at “Taxation of a form of theft” or “Free markets and free trade are best”

7. Please try and make sure you are decently lit. If filming outside avoid bright sunlight. The “golden hour” – an hour or so before sundown – is usually a good time. The better the quality of your video, the better the chance of featuring prominently. Ideally, get someone who knows what they are doing to film you – and then you film them.

8. Once recorded please share your video with us via WeTransfer, Google Drive, iCloud, Dropbox etc. Our email address is libnatanthem@gmail.com . Please don’t compress the files as that loses quality – keep the files as big and high quality as possible. (If you’re not sure how to share videos, get a friend to help you or try google. Drag and drop via WeTransfer is the simplest way)

9. Deadline is Sunday July 5th. Please share this far and wide

10. Any questions send me an email frizzers at gmail.com

 

The National Anthem of Libertaria

Written and performed by Dominic Frisby
Singers: Ian Virgo, Hugh Bennett, Lynn Chambers, Aideen McQueen, Sophie Taylor, Jess Whittaker and, as always, anon.
Orchestra: Wayne McIntyre.
Audio mixed by Dan Lambert & Kyle Rolph
Music by Alexander Alexandrov

Lyrics here

For your help crowdfunding these videos, I thank:
Craig Strachan, Motonori Kan (Wonduk Han), Julian Harding, Stephen Harker, Amanda Geyman, Peter Burke, Jim Mellon, William Reid, T Skottowe, Richard Calhoun, Andrew Willshire, Steve Poulton, Ian Paterson, David Sumner, Colin Esler, Louis Puente, Michael Parsons, DS Redrup, DI Chapman, J King, Ian Watson, Stephen McNamara, Marcus Bone, Ryan Draycott, Philip Hunt, Martin Fenge, Graham Rowan, D Black, Torsten Hoffmann, Craig Money, Simon Gruffydd Foster, Leo Earle, Taxpayer, Joseph A Heaton, Chris Boughton, Charles Morris, Damien Phillips, Colin Peters, Lee Trevelyan Thomas, Julian Harding, Dave Brockless, Christine Doppelt, Todd Kodo, Lawrence Flowers, Andy Sindle, Marco De-Barros, Louise Grant, Tim Hill, Jonathan Miller, Rob Fisher, Stuart Montgomery, Andrew Smith, Douglas Fenning, Michael Swadling, eaeide, Mark Hodson, Keith Hawker, Douglas Unwin, Paul Carlin, Charles Leighton, Peter Mainwaring, Alan Osband, Tin Foil Hat, David Hughes, P J Rose, Gordon Johnston, Pete Williams, Chris Bunker, E J, Jacqueline Conning, Frank Wilman, Peter Purdie, Stephen Robert Holmes, Charles Brewer, Ashley Smyth, Jeremy Thomas, Ashley Smyth, Paul Scargill, Julian Pozzi, Gale Goddard, A J Gobbi, Brett Trevalyan, Ian Grenville Hirst, Richard Leader, Bryan Foster, wheelerdealersam, Alan Tonkin, Louis Lavery, Matt Groves, Antony John Ward, James Alva Haye, Chris Ogden, James Leech, Gareth Seward, Adrian Smith, sparkz42, Ken Rollings, Mark Lancaster, Tim Price, Nigel Gittoes, Ian David Barker, Mcleman

The National Anthem of Libertaria

aka The Libertarian National Anthem

by Dominic Frisby
(To the music of the Russian National Anthem by Alexander Alexandrov)

Arise libertarians
Above totalitarians
Our guide is the mighty Invisible Hand.
Reject state controllers
Collectors, patrollers
Our choices are better than government plans.

Taxation is a form of theft.
Free markets and free trade are best.
Free speech, free movement, free minds & free choice
Our actions are all voluntary
Not coerced or compulsory.
War we abhor
Socialism does not work.

No debt or inflation
No stealth confiscation.
No pigs in the trough at the gravy to drink.
No state education
To brainwash our nation.
No experts dictate what to do, what to think.

We scorn your fiat currency!
Gold and bitcoin is our money.
We own ourselves, and we live and let live.
We take responsibility.
Life, love and liberty.
Leave us alone.
Let a thousand flowers bloom.

© Dominic Frisby
May 2019
PDF version is here