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Get your Anthems for the Excommunicated CDs!

The Full Monty – Anthems and Libertarian Love Songs – is £20 . Try the button below.

(For those who prefer a digital-only version, please try Bandcamp)

And if you just want Libertarian Love Songs, that’s a tenner

The Libertarian “National” Anthem

I’m delighted to announce that, approximately eighteen months behind schedule, the Libertarian “National” Anthem is finally here. 

It premieres this Saturday night at 8pm GMT on YouTube. Please come along and watch. 

The brilliant video is by Goat.

Words are here.

Written and performed by Dominic Frisby, with music by Alexander Alexandrov. Singers: Ian Virgo, Hugh Bennett, Lynn Chambers, Aideen McQueen, Sophie Taylor, Jess Whittaker and, as always, anon.

Orchestra: Wayne McIntyre. Audio mixed by Wayne McIntrye, Dan Lambert & Kyle Rolph.

The Libertarian Anthem

Many thanks to all those who appeared in the video and to all those who helped fund it, which include: Craig Strachan, Motonori Kan (Wonduk Han), Julian Harding, Stephen Harker, Amanda Geyman, Peter Burke, Jim Mellon, William Reid, T Skottowe, Richard Calhoun, Andrew Willshire, Steve Poulton, Ian Paterson, David Sumner, Colin Esler, Louis Puente, Michael Parsons, DS Redrup, DI Chapman, J King, Ian Watson, Stephen McNamara, Marcus Bone, Ryan Draycott, Philip Hunt, Martin Fenge, Graham Rowan, D Black, Torsten Hoffmann, Craig Money, Simon Gruffydd Foster, Leo Earle, Taxpayer, Joseph A Heaton, Chris Boughton, Charles Morris, Damien Phillips, Colin Peters, Lee Trevelyan Thomas, Julian Harding, Dave Brockless, Christine Doppelt, Todd Kodo, Lawrence Flowers, Andy Sindle, Marco De-Barros, Louise Grant, Tim Hill, Jonathan Miller, Rob Fisher, Stuart Montgomery, Andrew Smith, Douglas Fenning, Michael Swadling, eaeide, Mark Hodson, Keith Hawker, Douglas Unwin, Paul Carlin, Charles Leighton, Peter Mainwaring, Alan Osband, Tin Foil Hat, David Hughes, P J Rose, Gordon Johnston, Pete Williams, Chris Bunker, E J, Jacqueline Conning, Frank Wilman, Peter Purdie, Stephen Robert Holmes, Charles Brewer, Ashley Smyth, Jeremy Thomas, Ashley Smyth, Paul Scargill, Julian Pozzi, Gale Goddard, A J Gobbi, Brett Trevalyan, Ian Grenville Hirst, Richard Leader, Bryan Foster, wheelerdealersam, Alan Tonkin, Louis Lavery, Matt Groves, Antony John Ward, James Alva Haye, Chris Ogden, James Leech, Gareth Seward, Adrian Smith, sparkz42, Ken Rollings, Mark Lancaster, Tim Price, Nigel Gittoes, Ian David Barker, Mcleman

Oh, bollocks!

To whet your appetite, some stills from my next vid …

With music by Noah Fleetwood and directed by Mark Jackson this one is a belter. It premieres on YouTube on Thursday at 19.30 GMT. See you there.

Anthems for the Excommunicated

Delighted to announce December 1st sees the release of Anthems for the Excommunicated, my tricky second album.

I can think of no better Christmas pressie than a collector’s item, signed, first edition CD.

Whether to confirm the intolerable biases of your Leave-voting uncle or infuriate your irritating, brainwashed nephew, these unacceptable songs are guaranteed to bring cheer to the all the family on Christmas day.

For those who prefer a digital-only version, please try Bandcamp.

With classics such as I’m Gonna Marry, Gary, Arise Sir Nigel and I Am a White Man and I’m Sorry, and, of course, the 2020 Remix of 17 Million Fuck-Offs – A Song About Brexit, what better stocking filler than a signed CD.

Cost £12 including postage to the UK/EU. Cost falls if you buy multiple copies (eg for your work mates). If you want it dispatched outside the UK, can you email me first – frizzers at gmail.com

If you want to go for a Full Monty and get a signed CD of Libertarian Love Songs as well, that’s £20 (email me if you want it sent outside the UK). Try the button below.

It’s a heck of an album, even thought I say so myself, and if you buy the CD you get a bonus track which doesn’t feature on Bandcamp or Spotify versions.

I thank you

I’m Gonna To Marry Gary

Featuring yours truly and various comics who mostly prefer to go by the name anon, except for John Fothergill (Mate 2) and Lewis Schaffer (Barry).

Music by Noah Fleetwood. Audio mixed by Wayne McIntyre.

LYRICS:

DOM:
I’ve fallen so in love with this girl
Her name is … Gary
My mates says say Gary isn’t actually a girl
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 1:
Is this some kind of joke
Gary is a bloke
DOM:
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
This is just absurd
Gary’s not a bird
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
DOM
Gary likes football and quizzes and going down the pub
And in the summer time she hangs out at the cricket club
I’m wanna marry Gary
MATE 1
Gary’s got a beard
You’re being very weird
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
She opens the batting
She looks like Mike Gatting
DOM
I don’t care
I wanna marry Gary
Gary’s having time off from her job. She’s a scaffolder
Cos at the weekend playing rugby, she dislocated her shoulder
MATE 1
You’re having a laugh
Gary plays scrum half
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2
Gary’s not a dame
The clue is in his name
DOM
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
Gary likes steak and baked potato for her tea
And then she’ll watch a science programme on Discovery
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1:
Gary’s got a van
Gary is a man
DOM:
I don’t care
I want to marry Gary
MATE 2:
He’s got a hairy back
And a hairy sack
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
Gary says gender is nothing more than a social construct
My mates say Gary’s talking out of her rectal duct
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1
It’s not hard to tell
This will not end well
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 2
You’ll have a nasty shock
Gary’s got a cock
DOM
I don’t care
I’m going to marry Gary
MATE 1
We’ve been here before
Several times before)
DOM
I don’t care
BOTH MATES
There was your girlfriend Barry
And then before that Harry
And what became of Larry?
DOM:
I don’t care
Gary, Gary, Gary